Top Definition
Any drawstring on a sport top or pant that inexplicably decides to form a self-tightening knot at the most inopportune moment, normally resulting in a panicked attempt to remove the garment and then requiring 30 minutes with a pencil or a fork to undo it. §
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 16 December 2023
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
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filed in Vol. I, drawer 3, shelf 4
See also TML-3377 (q.v.) · TML-0038 (q.v.)